The Real Reason Voldemort Is Evil

so hello and hi there.

As I fought for bed space with my dog this morning, a thought popped into my head. Well, it sort of wham, bam, thank you ma'am-ed. But that isn't really the point. Actually it was the point of that sentence.....

Anywhoha...
This thought, it was like lightening! (Harry Potter pun intended. duh) I realized there must be a better reason why Voldemort is so evil. The truth?
A young Tom Riddle was walking down a corridor one evening, when Albus Dumbledore came out of nowhere (pun). Young Riddle had been caught daydreaming.... About his favorite professor!!!! That's right, Tommy had the Bertie Botts for dear Albus. He was so overcome (hehe) that he fell to his knees and looked right into Alby's piercing blue eyes! He said, "Professor! I cannot hide it any longer! We were meant for each other! Please, tell me you feel the same way!" Oh Albus felt something alright, but it was revulsion. Pure and icky loathing! He confessed this to Tom right away. "Dear Tom, of course I have feelings for you, but you must understand. I...I do appreciate your intelligence and reckless wand usage. But, well, I cannot ever love someone with such long, luscious eye lashes! I mean come on man! You look like a bleedin' girl! So, um, really sorry about that, but, NO."

Tom flew away in such a rage! To be embarrassed by an old man! NOOOO!
The rest, well I think you know....


Below: A young Tom Riddle stares in disbelief as he's shot down by an old guy.

Rockin' The Tassel!

Yep, it's true, I'd rather be Johnny Weir's hot pink tassel than Evan Lysacek's girlfriend. :-P

One of the best ice skating performances... sorry best EVER performances was Johnny's 2010 Olympic short program, 'I Love You, I Hate You'. omg my heart twisted with hot pink love. haha

so here's my version of the TASSEL.

the breakdown:

Pinky- the front criss cross of his costume

Ring- his gorgeous right sleeve

Middle- the left shoulder tassel

Pointer- his sexy laced man cleavage haha

Thumb- another tassel with "rock it"

colors I used:

base for everything (skin color)- Sally Hansen Complete Manicure in Peachy Keen; used on pointer, ring

Grey (mesh look)- OPI Suzi Skiis In The Pyrenees Suede; used on pinky, ring,middle, pointer

Black sparkley- Sinful Colors in Secret Admirer, used on thumb

Black plain (patent leather look)- Konad special polish in black; used on pinky, middle, thumb

Silver & White- Konad special polish in silver and white; used on pinky, middle, thumb

Pink- China Glaze Shocking Pink Neon; used on ring, middle, middle, thumb

guess thats it

I just had to post this cause I fell IN LOVE

<3 Johnny

Since I Can't Be At The Olympics...

OLYMPIC NAILS!!!

 I'll update later when I find the polish's I used. :-)

Also, my better in person ice cream nails haha

til later <3

Memories...

all alone in the moonlight/i can smile at the old days/i was beautiful then/i remember the time i knew what happiness was/ let the memory live again




so i saw some people yesterday that really made me think.  first, 'the dancers'. oh you guys make the dance room hell for me, but seeing you made me cry because you're part of the reason i stopped dancing at school. you, sirs and madames are dumpy assholes. now i realize how much i really, truely miss dancing. at least i have a small hope of being cast in peter pan so i can do some dancing. its such an insane long shot, but i can still hold onto the hope for another 2 weeks. ugh sad things.

second, yesterday i saw victor again (skinny little thing btw). and i'd just like to know why you cut me off. really victor? really? you went through shit, i was one of the people there for you. i listened to your damn gay problems and let you cry on my shoulder where no one would see.  you actually called me a big sister. thats a lot for me. i guess you just dont appreciate the people who felt your pain.
now, facebook... whatever, i dont pay much attention there anymore. but i saw youre still friends with everyone we were both connected to. what the effing shivles is that about? bastard. i was sorry to lose you as a friend because you taught me some cool shit, and i taught you a lot of things, like a friend should.
ok i have no more words about this right now, just incomprehensible grumbling and made up curses (dont forget the evil glares).

so to all of you, you hurt me bad.  you are not the first people to do this, but memories have returned, i am crushed. again. thanks.

oooo Nails!

sadly, this photographed horribly. Anyway, last week I went with Mommy to a Rutgers Women's Basketball game, as we regularly do. But this time I felt I needed some team spirit! Unlike the picture shows, my nails were a brilliantly hpt shade of red. OPI's A Oui Bit Of Red to be exact. omg so pretty! It has a teeny bit of shimmer, just enough to keep it from looking flat. The R's were done with Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in White. i don't remember what colors I used for the 'Scarlet Knight'. But I do know he looks better in person haha

Ok. Just to start,

 I EFFING LOOOVE THIS LOOK! Lsat week I got my China Glaze Neons! in the mail. They're actually the Ink collection, but WOW they are so bright. What you seen in the bottle is exactly what you get! Sadly, so soo sadly, I didn't get the whole collection. My haul included Purple Panic, Pink Voltage (which is what I used here. and this pic still doesn't show the electric-ness of the polish! this one shows a little better), Shocking Pink, Turned Up Turquoise (which I already owned, but was down to goopy-nothingness), In The Lime Light, and Orange Knockout (this one blinded me when I put it on.)

So now that I've spent so much time looking for decent pictures, I am now bored of this blog. Basically I used China Glaze Pink Voltage fo the base and Sinful Colors Secret Admirer for the tip and dots. I have no clue where the jewels came from since I got them on ebay, but I have about 20 colors in a little container. Awesome. ok I'm done.

PhilHoff Just Sharted

so first off, I just watched Alec Baldwin shake his pee out... I was so fortunate to capture my reaction...

hair: this look was achieved by trying to attain my natural curl the day before, followed by 4 hours of sort-of sleep. 

*note the snowman feet in the background... why do all the snowmen in my house have FEET?

now this post refuses to realign my text to the left. buttmuncher

nails of the week and my version of swatches to come... after i figure out how to make them visible through the magic of editing.

until then, i leave you with this: Philip Seymour Hoffman is god! actually since I' watch Along Came Polly, he is jesus, and judas. :-)

Is It Early? Or Is It Late?

dear no one,

   since no one actually reads this blog...

yeah i know its impossible to read anything with this background, but golly i love that picture. i've spent about an hour uploading and re-uploading that thing and re-sizing it. ughhhh it just won't fit!!!

i'm too lazy (and tired considering its almost 3am) to try again. now you tell me how you'd spend so much time with that picture and then just erase that pretty little face?? well, neither can i. so it stays, and now i have another useless post.

i've also included the pic in this post if you want to steal the prettiness :-)