Sunday, June 7, 2009

I Braved A Survey


idk i just though this was worthy of coming to my blog, it sort of lets you know who i am. hahaha

doesnt get good til about 14 though sorry



1.What's your current boy situation?jacob black


2.When's the last time you did something you knew was wrong?this shouldnt be a hard answer for me...


3.Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a thing with?ive transcended the plane beyond love and hate... no true man now im in the loathe and obsess stage cool right?


4.Have you ever been out past curfew?strangly i never had a curfew, it was always just dont do anything stupid and dont die


5.Who was the last person you cried in front of?the dog when she bit me


6.What's your relationship with the person you last texted?boring


7.Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?i dont even remember the last person i kissed jeez


8.Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?of course not. people dont care if they hurt me, it does not interest them


9.Latest you stayed up in the past week?idk 9:30 am


10.Do you cry a lot?no not really, i cry when i get mad though


11.Do you think that you’re a good person?yes, stupid people make me appear to not be a good person


12.What was on your mind most today?getting a book back


13.Have you held hands with anyone today?shut up


14.Where is your number one person on your friends list?on the creative side of my brain, where i stashed him momentarily while i take this survey


16.Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?no my lips are awesomeness on their own


17. Interested in anyone at the moment?bob dylan, yeah i wanna go after that ass


18.Have a best friend?fuze drinks


19.Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?if you go to 43 upmyasscrack lane youll find about 20 people im holding hostage to play my significant others


20.Is a best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or ex pissing you off at the moment?yes catharine the great, thats why i had to off her


21.Do you have any plans for the weekend?the weekend ended 2 hours ago so i ll say yes my plans are to travel back in time and find something to do


22.For the rest of the week?id really like to take a road trip. i just need to figure out how to steal a car


23.Are you in a good mood right now?im doing a fucking facebook survey who the hell would be in a good mood in order to do one of these... actually yeah im okay


24.What's bothering you right now?my neck, i need a fat japanese dude to sit on it and crack that shit


25.Are you on medication for anything?yes


26.Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone for over an hour?why the hell would i even be on the phone in the first place??


27.If you were upset, who's the first girl you would go to?id go to sheila my pet ant, oops i smashed her, ok that other ant will do, hi sheilaaa


28.Do you need to say anything to someone?yes i need to say im sorry to sheila cause i stepped on her


29.Worst mistake of your life?crowning someone else sheila


30.When was the last time someone yelled at you?when i read, i am the main character, so i guess that would be... wait... no nvm i dont feel like looking


31.Who is the last person who called you?obviously someone who doesnt know me


32.How many kids do you want to have?are you kidding me, ruin THIS body???


33.Have you kissed someone in the past month?my toes made out with each other last night under the covers


34.What made you sad today?not having the most amazing cheese fries ever


35.When was the last time you were disappointed?right now cause i dont have afore mentioned cheese fries


36.Is the last person you kissed also the next person you'll kiss?who the fuck did i kiss?


37.Have you ever liked someone older than you?yes his name is george castanza, we wouldve been happy together, if only....


38.Do you have a good relationship with your parents?*pause* meh


39.Do you believe exes can be friends?sure exes can be friends! havent you ever heard of the best friends xxx aka porn.. that was so lame but im still keeping it up here


40.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?i dont know, are you asking because youd like to have one with me or are you just wondering because youre a survey and have no chance of ever developing a real relationship?


41.Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?im tired of being sarcastic. cheerleaders suck


42.Will you talk to the person you like/love on the phone tonight?no?


43.What woke you up this morning?the horses... it was. the. horses.


44.Did your last kiss mean anything?it meant my lips touched someone elses?


45.What are you looking forward to in the next four months? well jeez thats a big fragment of time idk here... how about in the next four days i am looking to not die spontaniously


46.Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?eww


47.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?oh i can last, but i assure you it will not be pleasent lol


48.If you were pregnant, would your parents make you keep the baby?gross, can i keep it but give it away every time it pukes?


49.Would you like to fall in love in the next few months?oh wow this next few months shit is making me nervous...


50.Have you ever eaten raw pumpkin?i cant be totally sure, so i will say my answer would have to be... im not sure


51.Do you have a favorite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?No...is he the guy who's dating Angelina Jolie? I'm not good at pop culture. <<<>

52.What was the reason you last received flowers?idk there was a holiday and my dad doesnt understand me


53.Have you ever donated blood?not yet, i am waiting til the secret potion is ripe, then i will unlease it through my blood throught the world


54.What did you do for Valentine's day?i should know this its not like it was that far back....


55.Have you ever joined a gym?why would i do that? who wants to be sexy hot?


56.Do you eat breakfast daily?well every day i wake up and i have my first meal of the day, if you so care to call it breakfast...


57.Are you irish?no but i was pretending i was irish in my dream last night. ok that just wowed me that its such a coinky dink


59.Who was the last person to cook dinner?the pizza guy, id like to think his name is jerry
60.Is having sex on your mind?i feel like a skuzz ball so no at the moment


61.What color is your bra?is it weird that i had to check to see what color only to discover i am not currently wearing one?


62.Who did you last hangout with?my mom of course


63.Do you like them?wellll.... =P <3<3<3


64.What movie do you really want to see?i spit on your grave aka day of the woman, yeah just bought, so stoked


65.What time will you be getting up tomorrow morning?skip


66.How are you feeling at this exact moment in time?kind of excited cause i decided to take a picture of the dvd cover with the hot woman holding a knife and post it as the pic to go with this


67.Did 11:11 already pass?does it ever truely pass?


68. What's on the agenda for tomorrow?idk but i wanna go into my moms school one day and scare her children


69.Any weekend plans?i thought i already came up with a smart ass reply to this way back when


70.Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?silly, of course not

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