oooo Nails!

sadly, this photographed horribly. Anyway, last week I went with Mommy to a Rutgers Women's Basketball game, as we regularly do. But this time I felt I needed some team spirit! Unlike the picture shows, my nails were a brilliantly hpt shade of red. OPI's A Oui Bit Of Red to be exact. omg so pretty! It has a teeny bit of shimmer, just enough to keep it from looking flat. The R's were done with Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in White. i don't remember what colors I used for the 'Scarlet Knight'. But I do know he looks better in person haha

Ok. Just to start,

 I EFFING LOOOVE THIS LOOK! Lsat week I got my China Glaze Neons! in the mail. They're actually the Ink collection, but WOW they are so bright. What you seen in the bottle is exactly what you get! Sadly, so soo sadly, I didn't get the whole collection. My haul included Purple Panic, Pink Voltage (which is what I used here. and this pic still doesn't show the electric-ness of the polish! this one shows a little better), Shocking Pink, Turned Up Turquoise (which I already owned, but was down to goopy-nothingness), In The Lime Light, and Orange Knockout (this one blinded me when I put it on.)

So now that I've spent so much time looking for decent pictures, I am now bored of this blog. Basically I used China Glaze Pink Voltage fo the base and Sinful Colors Secret Admirer for the tip and dots. I have no clue where the jewels came from since I got them on ebay, but I have about 20 colors in a little container. Awesome. ok I'm done.

PhilHoff Just Sharted

so first off, I just watched Alec Baldwin shake his pee out... I was so fortunate to capture my reaction...

hair: this look was achieved by trying to attain my natural curl the day before, followed by 4 hours of sort-of sleep. 

*note the snowman feet in the background... why do all the snowmen in my house have FEET?

now this post refuses to realign my text to the left. buttmuncher

nails of the week and my version of swatches to come... after i figure out how to make them visible through the magic of editing.

until then, i leave you with this: Philip Seymour Hoffman is god! actually since I' watch Along Came Polly, he is jesus, and judas. :-)

Is It Early? Or Is It Late?

dear no one,

   since no one actually reads this blog...

yeah i know its impossible to read anything with this background, but golly i love that picture. i've spent about an hour uploading and re-uploading that thing and re-sizing it. ughhhh it just won't fit!!!

i'm too lazy (and tired considering its almost 3am) to try again. now you tell me how you'd spend so much time with that picture and then just erase that pretty little face?? well, neither can i. so it stays, and now i have another useless post.

i've also included the pic in this post if you want to steal the prettiness :-)

The Adventures of Crazy Straw!

let me just start off by saying jurassic park is really scaring me, cause my dog rips things apart in a similar way. =/

so anywho-ha

Carina bought crazy straws the other night (after much prodding by Cassy and myself) and i'm in love. it goes everywhere with me since my purse is a black hole. i decided to basically ahhhhh omg ok little flappy poison guy just sprang out of nowhere!!!!!! ok... sorry just looked at the tv not expecting it. i'm good...

let's start over, i decided to be me and make it a mission to drink with my pink heart crazy straw whenever i was out. my mom thinks i am insane. i get many strange looks. its rather hard to suck things through the tiny hole in the straw. i will pause a moment so you may insert a dirty sucking joke.....

i'm kinda bored of writing and i want to get this kool aid out of my hair. oh yeah, i defied everyone and used the sticky sugar free kool aid. its gross, but it stays in my hair. which is red anyway, i just need ways to pass the time.

what the hell was i supposed to be writing about??........................................................................

CRAZY STRAW ON THE GO!!!

After a (not so) long day of shopping for nail polish, Crazy Straw makes her (omg i just genderized it) first appearence at the Bridgewater Diner. and now i'm craving mozzarella sticks with honey mustard. i gross myself out btw.

On a new night Crazy Straw went to Costco, where I (Kristin, not the little piece of plastic) bought 5 more books. This is worth mentioning because just the day before I bought 6 or 7 books while wandering B&N with Ashley (and Carina at times). That might be a lot of books to some people, it wasn't even half of what i ordered 2 weeks ago (16 books). I like to read, ya know, sometimes..... :-P

Later that night Crazy Straw found friends!!!!

Olive Garden. here is where I learned that I don't know how to order a drink the way i want it... di saronno on the rocks with a teeny bit of oj... not really what i wanted. i should've said di saronno, splash of o.j. on.... pebbles? stones? half a rock? all i wanted was a tiny bit of ice.... i shall need to visit more bars in order to practice... i probably won't be bringing Crazy Straw along. sorry

i love wasting time.

Snowflakes!!!!

So across the giant pond, theyre getting snow. I am jealous. Heres my celebration of snow in makeup and nails. haha

btw, yes i was listening to glee haha

If you care i used OPI 'blue in my mind' for a base, then i used a fan brush with OPI 'happy anniversary'. i drew the snowflakes with a Sally Hansen nail art pen in white. THEN one coat of Sinful Colors in 'hottie'... yikes and dont forget seche vite top coat (which ive been using since i was about 12)

as you can tell ive recently become obsessed with nail blogs haha