I Braved A Survey

idk i just though this was worthy of coming to my blog, it sort of lets you know who i am. hahaha

doesnt get good til about 14 though sorry

1.What's your current boy situation?jacob black

2.When's the last time you did something you knew was wrong?this shouldnt be a hard answer for me...

3.Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a thing with?ive transcended the plane beyond love and hate... no true man now im in the loathe and obsess stage cool right?

4.Have you ever been out past curfew?strangly i never had a curfew, it was always just dont do anything stupid and dont die

5.Who was the last person you cried in front of?the dog when she bit me

6.What's your relationship with the person you last texted?boring

7.Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?i dont even remember the last person i kissed jeez

8.Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?of course not. people dont care if they hurt me, it does not interest them

9.Latest you stayed up in the past week?idk 9:30 am

10.Do you cry a lot?no not really, i cry when i get mad though

11.Do you think that you’re a good person?yes, stupid people make me appear to not be a good person

12.What was on your mind most today?getting a book back

13.Have you held hands with anyone today?shut up

14.Where is your number one person on your friends list?on the creative side of my brain, where i stashed him momentarily while i take this survey

16.Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?no my lips are awesomeness on their own

17. Interested in anyone at the moment?bob dylan, yeah i wanna go after that ass

18.Have a best friend?fuze drinks

19.Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?if you go to 43 upmyasscrack lane youll find about 20 people im holding hostage to play my significant others

20.Is a best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or ex pissing you off at the moment?yes catharine the great, thats why i had to off her

21.Do you have any plans for the weekend?the weekend ended 2 hours ago so i ll say yes my plans are to travel back in time and find something to do

22.For the rest of the week?id really like to take a road trip. i just need to figure out how to steal a car

23.Are you in a good mood right now?im doing a fucking facebook survey who the hell would be in a good mood in order to do one of these... actually yeah im okay

24.What's bothering you right now?my neck, i need a fat japanese dude to sit on it and crack that shit

25.Are you on medication for anything?yes

26.Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone for over an hour?why the hell would i even be on the phone in the first place??

27.If you were upset, who's the first girl you would go to?id go to sheila my pet ant, oops i smashed her, ok that other ant will do, hi sheilaaa

28.Do you need to say anything to someone?yes i need to say im sorry to sheila cause i stepped on her

29.Worst mistake of your life?crowning someone else sheila

30.When was the last time someone yelled at you?when i read, i am the main character, so i guess that would be... wait... no nvm i dont feel like looking

31.Who is the last person who called you?obviously someone who doesnt know me

32.How many kids do you want to have?are you kidding me, ruin THIS body???

33.Have you kissed someone in the past month?my toes made out with each other last night under the covers

34.What made you sad today?not having the most amazing cheese fries ever

35.When was the last time you were disappointed?right now cause i dont have afore mentioned cheese fries

36.Is the last person you kissed also the next person you'll kiss?who the fuck did i kiss?

37.Have you ever liked someone older than you?yes his name is george castanza, we wouldve been happy together, if only....

38.Do you have a good relationship with your parents?*pause* meh

39.Do you believe exes can be friends?sure exes can be friends! havent you ever heard of the best friends xxx aka porn.. that was so lame but im still keeping it up here

40.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?i dont know, are you asking because youd like to have one with me or are you just wondering because youre a survey and have no chance of ever developing a real relationship?

41.Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?im tired of being sarcastic. cheerleaders suck

42.Will you talk to the person you like/love on the phone tonight?no?

43.What woke you up this morning?the horses... it was. the. horses.

44.Did your last kiss mean anything?it meant my lips touched someone elses?

45.What are you looking forward to in the next four months? well jeez thats a big fragment of time idk here... how about in the next four days i am looking to not die spontaniously

46.Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?eww

47.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?oh i can last, but i assure you it will not be pleasent lol

48.If you were pregnant, would your parents make you keep the baby?gross, can i keep it but give it away every time it pukes?

49.Would you like to fall in love in the next few months?oh wow this next few months shit is making me nervous...

50.Have you ever eaten raw pumpkin?i cant be totally sure, so i will say my answer would have to be... im not sure

51.Do you have a favorite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?No...is he the guy who's dating Angelina Jolie? I'm not good at pop culture. <<<>

52.What was the reason you last received flowers?idk there was a holiday and my dad doesnt understand me

53.Have you ever donated blood?not yet, i am waiting til the secret potion is ripe, then i will unlease it through my blood throught the world

54.What did you do for Valentine's day?i should know this its not like it was that far back....

55.Have you ever joined a gym?why would i do that? who wants to be sexy hot?

56.Do you eat breakfast daily?well every day i wake up and i have my first meal of the day, if you so care to call it breakfast...

57.Are you irish?no but i was pretending i was irish in my dream last night. ok that just wowed me that its such a coinky dink

59.Who was the last person to cook dinner?the pizza guy, id like to think his name is jerry
60.Is having sex on your mind?i feel like a skuzz ball so no at the moment

61.What color is your bra?is it weird that i had to check to see what color only to discover i am not currently wearing one?

62.Who did you last hangout with?my mom of course

63.Do you like them?wellll.... =P <3<3<3

64.What movie do you really want to see?i spit on your grave aka day of the woman, yeah just bought, so stoked

65.What time will you be getting up tomorrow morning?skip

66.How are you feeling at this exact moment in time?kind of excited cause i decided to take a picture of the dvd cover with the hot woman holding a knife and post it as the pic to go with this

67.Did 11:11 already pass?does it ever truely pass?

68. What's on the agenda for tomorrow?idk but i wanna go into my moms school one day and scare her children

69.Any weekend plans?i thought i already came up with a smart ass reply to this way back when

70.Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?silly, of course not

Music

it has just recently re-dawned on me that most of my favorite bands and artists are dead or on the verge of death from old age. sad. is it weird or wrong that i dont listen to the radio at my age? ok thanks i dont give a shit what your opinion on that is actually.

but really-
led zeppelin
the beatles
janis joplin
jimi hendrix
the ramones
black sabbath
the doors
john lee hooker
elvis presley
george thorogood
david bowie
... add your own because i dont feel like typing any more names ha

ya know, those old guys
who are either dead or getting there

i love them, they created such amazing sounds with so little. all the damn recordings of people today have so much technological shite it sounds like something is ripping your mind apart. not cool, i mean yeah some of the effects are all right but its just not music anymore. although i have to give credit to those few individuals who have managed to keep the instruments real and let their own voice be natural. and to the people who have accomplished all this and gotten recording contracts, well i only wish i had any fucking talent like you. damn.

so if you read this and are awed by todays misconception of music ie. britney, katy perry, lady gaga ( btw what the good old fashioned fuck is up with the name) and idk other people from the top 40, well just do me a favor and go listen to some of these MUSICIANS and try to see what i see- instruments and voices blending together to make a friggin harmonious sound.

thanks man
<3 remember all we need is love

InSEXicide

Tired of so many things. First being people who i ask to do a tiny job to help me out, even though it's their job in the first place, then they just walk away not paying any attention to me. Fuck you, get credit for what you're supossed to be doing.


holy shit did you really just get up in the middle of the scene, walk off the set, and grab food!!!? omg!! unprofessional twat. yeah that's right i yelled at you, even if it's not my job. i'm protective of my set. nobody and nothing up there that doesn't belong. as for everyone else who goes to sit on the furniture when there's no rehersal, yeah i will ask you nicely once to get off. (hehe inappropiate joke yayyy). but don't start a big thing because you think it's no big deal, it is to me. i'm not being mean, but come on if one person does something they're not supposed, then eeeeveryone else will. damn. ugh act you fucking bench!!! just because you don't have a line or anything going on at the moment, FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!! it should replicate some reality. yuck i hate you.


oh btw this title is thanks to heather and her amazing version of english =)

and another btw shane you are too fucking cute. i love you for being that adorable. watching you and laura is one of the only ways i stay sane during these rehersals haha ugh the both of you stop being so cute i can't stand it!!!


yes and sorry but there is one person who should stop coming here already in a bad mood and glaring at me. just don't do it. you had your chance, stop being a bitch towards me.

fuck really??? how did you get asked to learn the blocking and lines to cover for someone???!? oh right because i had to miss one week. fuck that. you cut out early of every rehersal. god i just hate dealing with the unfairness of theatre. this whole play is one of the reasons i want to stay in bed every day and also why i find it so hard to face my friends and everyone else. i wish so hard sometimes that things didn't affect me so deeply.

ok that was an uncalled for flipout..... lovely. and now that means i'm on book. more great fun later
<3

How the Fuck Did I Start Rambling About Boys??

ugh!!!!

why are you so adorable?
it's just not cool. i think you're pretty amazing and kind of one of the cooler people in my life now that you've started to open up. i hope once i get over how detestebly cute you are, i don't find some harrowing quality about you that i just can't stand. that tends to happen a lot, so please stay the same in my eyes as you are now. kay awesome. thanks for that.

on the note of boys. while i think that one up there is quite appealing, i don't actually feel the things toward you that i want to feel towards someone. i tend to go through crushes like i go through bottles of fizzy water. which is kind of like other people go through underwear, if you happened to change your underwear a few times a day. but yeah i left this page for a minute to look at something else and i forgot what my point was. oh yeah i think it was something like i want a crush right now, and i want whoever that person may be to kinda maybe feel the same.

maybe i just want someone who i can have silent conversations with and watch crappy movies. someone who knows when i'm in a bad mood and knows exactly the right way to bring me out of it. a person who will lie on the bed next to me and fall asleep with me simply because we're so comfortable next to each other. i want someone who knows me. i want someone who doesn't know me yet. i want a guy who knows me but always wants to find out more about me. i really don't know how i started talking about this. shit i didn't even know i wanted someone this badly.
yay for rambling into startling realizations.


i was actually going to write about all that's happened over the last week-ish. haha but i guess that will be another blog since it's going to be a long one.

oh yeah p.s. and all that shit... i want a guy who knows how (and who wants) to massage my neck so i can actually move my head again. if you know of this guy or you are him, please, pleaseeee send him my way =P

South Park JoBros

yuck
carina just wii'd matt

other than that life is just dandy
aside from the anger popping up at random moments, making me want to hurt people in ways that would shock you guys way too much. i cant wait for someone to make one little comment to set me off. im pretty sure its going to happen today. are you kidding me? with certain people who are going to be at play practice, its like fate that i will just go off on someone later.

so yay for anger and all, but right now i really want some lunch... or dinner.. i guess bringing back dunch would be best in this situation. ughhh damn st. patrick's day!!!!! makes me want those fucking reubens even though theyre not irish, i think. omg foooooood my tummy is yelling at me now! ohh yummy food. well the strangoids are back (carina and matt) and now its time for more silly videos. hooray for south park! yayy butters!

right food. of course the south park kids are sitting in the cafeteria. ugh im jealous of the goddamn sick cartoons! grrrrr but yeah im totally going home and getting the shit i need for reubens and thats gonna be meg's birthday cake tomorrow haha

alright i think thats enough rambling for now.

<3 kristin


ps. totally hoping at least one of two people piss me off tonight. i am totally ready to spazz at you =)

some people need to just go away from the theatre. you dont belong. youve alienated everyone, and we dont like you anymore. well i dont. JC, just go.

Anger (not in hindi)

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