The Adventures of Crazy Straw!

let me just start off by saying jurassic park is really scaring me, cause my dog rips things apart in a similar way. =/

so anywho-ha

Carina bought crazy straws the other night (after much prodding by Cassy and myself) and i'm in love. it goes everywhere with me since my purse is a black hole. i decided to basically ahhhhh omg ok little flappy poison guy just sprang out of nowhere!!!!!! ok... sorry just looked at the tv not expecting it. i'm good...

let's start over, i decided to be me and make it a mission to drink with my pink heart crazy straw whenever i was out. my mom thinks i am insane. i get many strange looks. its rather hard to suck things through the tiny hole in the straw. i will pause a moment so you may insert a dirty sucking joke.....

i'm kinda bored of writing and i want to get this kool aid out of my hair. oh yeah, i defied everyone and used the sticky sugar free kool aid. its gross, but it stays in my hair. which is red anyway, i just need ways to pass the time.

what the hell was i supposed to be writing about??........................................................................

CRAZY STRAW ON THE GO!!!

After a (not so) long day of shopping for nail polish, Crazy Straw makes her (omg i just genderized it) first appearence at the Bridgewater Diner. and now i'm craving mozzarella sticks with honey mustard. i gross myself out btw.

On a new night Crazy Straw went to Costco, where I (Kristin, not the little piece of plastic) bought 5 more books. This is worth mentioning because just the day before I bought 6 or 7 books while wandering B&N with Ashley (and Carina at times). That might be a lot of books to some people, it wasn't even half of what i ordered 2 weeks ago (16 books). I like to read, ya know, sometimes..... :-P

Later that night Crazy Straw found friends!!!!

Olive Garden. here is where I learned that I don't know how to order a drink the way i want it... di saronno on the rocks with a teeny bit of oj... not really what i wanted. i should've said di saronno, splash of o.j. on.... pebbles? stones? half a rock? all i wanted was a tiny bit of ice.... i shall need to visit more bars in order to practice... i probably won't be bringing Crazy Straw along. sorry

i love wasting time.