As I fought for bed space with my dog this morning, a thought popped into my head. Well, it sort of wham, bam, thank you ma'am-ed. But that isn't really the point. Actually it was the point of that sentence.....
Anywhoha...
This thought, it was like lightening! (Harry Potter pun intended. duh) I realized there must be a better reason why Voldemort is so evil. The truth?
A young Tom Riddle was walking down a corridor one evening, when Albus Dumbledore came out of nowhere (pun). Young Riddle had been caught daydreaming.... About his favorite professor!!!! That's right, Tommy had the Bertie Botts for dear Albus. He was so overcome (hehe) that he fell to his knees and looked right into Alby's piercing blue eyes! He said, "Professor! I cannot hide it any longer! We were meant for each other! Please, tell me you feel the same way!" Oh Albus felt something alright, but it was revulsion. Pure and icky loathing! He confessed this to Tom right away. "Dear Tom, of course I have feelings for you, but you must understand. I...I do appreciate your intelligence and reckless wand usage. But, well, I cannot ever love someone with such long, luscious eye lashes! I mean come on man! You look like a bleedin' girl! So, um, really sorry about that, but, NO."
Tom flew away in such a rage! To be embarrassed by an old man! NOOOO!
The rest, well I think you know....
Below: A young Tom Riddle stares in disbelief as he's shot down by an old guy.
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